The Neufeld Nonsense: At Least He Admits It

This conversation happened July 25th, 2018

I asked Google why my son, Oliver, was crying. It said that the typical answer is that a child was overtired, which can cause irrational behavior. So, I turned to him and said:

"Ha! You hear that? You're tired and irrational!"

His reply:

"I know! Ha ha ha!"

The Neufeld Nonsense: Best Prayer Ever?

"Dear Jesus, please let our food be bacon. Amen."

- Ava, Age 4 (9/22/2013)

The Neufeld Nonsense: Growing Up In A Digital World Will Do This

The following happened on June 20th, 2018.

Ezri and I were playing a game of Bellz, a table top game where you use a magnet to pick up your specific color of metal bells without picking up any of the other colors. I had to get up for a moment to do something in another room, and when I got back she was off playing with her brother, Oliver.

So I called her. "Ezri, are you still playing?"

Her reply?

"No, I logged out."

Where There's Smoke There's Burnt Cookies

Names left unchanged for heckling purposes. Also, it smelled awful.
March 27th, 2018

The Neufeld Nonsense: The Pot

Text conversation with my wife. Pretty much like all the other conversations with my wife, but with pictures.
August 1st, 2017

The Neufeld Nonsense: Sleepwalking Skills

The Neufeld Nonsense: Muffins?

"Someone needs to stop using muffins for nefarious purposes."

- Brie, March 4th, 2019