Obligatory Second Post

Yes, I could have found a better picture of all of us, but then you wouldn't be getting the real us. Oh, and yes, Oliver wouldn't look at the camera.

So here's the deal: I have a big family. I say big in comparison to most families in this modern world who have maybe one or two kids. I mean, it's not the Duggar's big, but four children is nearly two and a half times than the national average among American households. I have three girls and a boy, making the males in our household outnumbered 2 to 1.

Fair odds, I think, but you didn't come here for random statistics about our family. You came here for... for, uh... I don't know... what did you come here for?

Regardless, you're getting a part of our story. My wife Brie and I have been married for 10 years now. I don't know why she puts up with an oversized child like me, but she does, and I love her for it.

Then comes our children. The (current) roster for our fab four is as follows:

AvaJoy (9)
Ezriella (5)
Oliver (3)
Lenora (1)

They're sometimes whiny, usually messy, and crazy all the time. They certainly make life interesting, and in exchange I make the effort to keep them alive.

You may see more posts about this lovely little family on here on occasion.